Why Vegans Are Better Than Me
Vegans are, quite unequivocally, better than me. This isn’t just a casual observation—oh no! They tell me this frequently and loudly—so...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Aug 22 min read
Kitten Mass & Global Warming: A Furry Connection
In a groundbreaking study by the renowned Professor Elizabeth Walker, a startling new correlation has been uncovered: the mass of kittens...
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Non Stamp Collecting
May 1, 20224 min read
Commas, Free Writing Advice,
First-time novelist, Jake McCloud, printed a book and sent it to twenty critics for feedback. The majority were not impressed. They said...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Apr 30, 20223 min read
Chapter Length: Free Writing Advice
What is the correct chapter length for a novel? How many words should the perfect chapter contain? Read on if you are a new writer...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Sep 13, 20212 min read
Rhino Bungee Jumping
Rhinoceroses are best known for their love of adventure sports. Their favourite activities include whitewater rafting, kitesurfing,...
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Non Stamp Collecting
May 29, 202110 min read
False assumptions of Life Beyond Earth
The argument goes like this: the universe is so vast it contains millions of Earth-like planets, all with a temperature, water content,...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Jan 26, 20218 min read
The 'C' word
I didn't decide to go on a drinking binge. I slipped into it naturally, like a glove on a cold day. Her call rattled me. I placed my...
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pauljonesnsc
Jan 9, 20212 min read
Dead Jockey Wins: Hero or Pretender?
Winning a race while not consciously participating is the sporting equivalent of selling a blank scrapbook full of famous autographs....
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Non Stamp Collecting
Dec 27, 20204 min read
Schrödinger's Donut
The precise nature of the hole in the centre of a donut has baffled the best minds in physics for centuries. Is the hole part of the...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Dec 24, 20201 min read
A Christmas Miracle! Fukashima appears in a Brussels Sprout!
The face of Haruki Fukashima, the little known writer of not-so-popular aphorisms, was discovered today in a Brussels Sprout. Shaunagh...
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pauljonesnsc
Oct 17, 20201 min read
"There will be No Miracle Today!"
In these troubling, modern-times, it's comforting to examine the words of wise Middle-Eastern chaps from two millennia past. The...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Jun 24, 20202 min read
Anatomical Limitations on Dolphin Trumpet Playing
Few dolphins play the trumpet. Why is this so? It’s a question that has puzzled musicologists for decades. However ground-breaking new...
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Non Stamp Collecting
Jun 17, 20204 min read
Advanced Helicopter Maintenance Grooming Techniques for Distinguished Gentlemen
Today we shine our spotlight on Mr David Hill, an upstanding Englishman at the cutting-edge of workplace Cross Application, otherwise...
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Ron Cobley
Jun 16, 20201 min read
Texas
I lay under a freeway overpass. Somewhere near the junction of Highway 60 North and I90, in the New Mexico desert, in my Coleman sleeping...
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Non Stamp Collecting
May 8, 20202 min read
Top 5 Items Over a Million Dollars I Can Live Without
Life must be stressful when money is no object. Imagine having the cash to buy absolutely anything at all. The misery of being forced...
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