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NURCHER YOUR INNER INDIFFERENCE

Non Stamp Collecting

 

 

In our fast-paced world in which we're all expected to care about everything from space junk to the plight of African Warthogs, we say, “It’s ok to not give a damn!” 

Become actively uninvolved with Collecting Stamps today! It will help you foster a refreshing air of indifference...but please yourself...we don’t really care. 

INACCURATE MONOLOGUES FOR THE DISINTERESTED READER

PATRON SAINT

Marshmallow Clawsby: Patron Saint of the Belarus Chapter of Non Stamp Collecting and later adopted as Saint to all Non Collectors. 

Clawsby achived enlightenment through lackluster mediations on the nature of nothingness and the non stamp. Thereafter Clawsby began emitting tremendous amounts of energy, so much so that a head cap was required to prevent onlookers from being blinded.

 Clawsby is said to have powered one in five households in Belarus before going off-grid. (Chinese Spy Footage) 

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SHOP

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We’re mildly pleased to offer nothing for sale. We don’t keep Paul Jones’ fairly uninteresting children’s book in stock and we’ll be listing even more unavailable merchandise in due course.

EVENTS

NASA LECTURE:

An informal talk by an ex-NASA  employee on why his duct tape  patch, used on the Space Shuttle Challenger, was not one of his best ideas.

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‘        'It’s not Rocket Science' 
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We have no activities planned for this event - we like to keep it flowing without interruption.  

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ORAL SCULPTING

Have you ever wanted to impress your friends by constructing a scale replica of the Eiffel Tower out of chewing gum within your mouth? This workshop won’t teach you how!  

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‘With Chewing Gum
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​Blowing Bubbles is so yesterday...

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